In today's edition of "why not?" things you should consult your horoscope about: the masturbation move that works best for you.
Are you the adventurous type-someone who 10/10 would get down with yourself in a semi-public situation? Or would you prefer aquatic enhancements--maybe a detachable shower head or some sneaky bathtub solo play? Let the stars be your guide.
"Aries is rather adventurous, they're assertive, they're fiery," says Cindy Mckean of Kansas City Astrology [sic]. They're always competing--even with themselves.
So try timing yourself while you masturbate and racing against your own clock to see if you can beat your best time.
Earthy and sensual, Tauruses love to "indulge in the pleasures of life," says astrologer Valerie Mesa. "They also like to take their time."
Set the mood for self-love (satin sheets, candles, etc.) and opt for a high-quality sex toy like the We-Vibe Nova to pamper yourself while pleasuring yourself.
"Geminis are curious and love mental stimulation and foreplay before the actual sex," Mesa says. "Anything that has to do with communicating or thinking."
To satisfy your need for constant communication and playfulness, try sexting: Pick a partner you're comfortable exchanging nudes with, and pleasure yourself as you swap sexy texts.
Cancers love alone time and can be shy, Mckean says.
As water signs, Cancers also enjoy the aquatic, so try a sexy bath: Pour in some bubble bath, essential oils, and bath salts, and use your favorite waterproof vibrator.
Don't yet have one? May I recommend the Iroha Plus?
"Leos are the performers of the zodiac," Mesa explains. "They're always on stage."
Try filming yourself while you masturbate. And hey, maybe outfit yourself in a luxe little lingerie number while you're at it-- Leos like all things fancy and luxe, says Mckean.
"Virgos like privacy, and they like habits," Mckean notes. They also like things clean, straightforward, and practical.
Mesa recommends masturbating in the shower--using your hands to get down to business quickly, purposefully, and sans any potential mess.
"Libras always want to do stuff with someone else," Mesa says. Ruled by Venus, they also appreciate aesthetic beauty.
Given your partnership-seeking nature, you might like masturbating in front of another person--and maybe using a lovely couples' toy while you're at it. Try Dame Products' beetle-shaped Eva II.
Scorpios are "very intense," Mckean says, "yet mysterious at the same time. They're going to be willing to try all kinds of sex."
Try experimenting with double penetration during masturbation--the Lovehoney Double Lover vibrator is a good option.
Sagitarriuses are basically "adventure central," says Mesa. "They're spontaneous, they're optimistic, and like to try new things--and that goes for their sex life, too."
Consider a discreet wearable vibrator--like the Lovense Lush.
Capricorns, Mesa says, want to have to work for their rewards.
Try edging, or building up your orgasm juuuuuust to the brink of climax...then backing off, then building it back up, and then backing off again until you can't contain yourself anymore. Here's a helpful guide to get you started. [Note: link is on the original website, see below.]
"Aquariuses are unconventional, and they're all about the group setting," says Mesa. This rebellious sign eschews anything "that's traditional, anything that's routine."
Try watching porn scenes that feature group sex and orgies the next time you want to get off on your own.
Romantic, sentimental, and mysterious, Pisces like "anything that can put them in a dream state where they can escape," Mesa says.
To enhance that transcendental drive, why not incorporate some CBD-infused lube into your masturbation routine? (It's supposed to be a natural aphrodisiac.) Try Foria Awaken, available online in all 50 states.
*Note: A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU to the folks at Women's Health magazine, where this was originally published on July 23, 2018. Skillfully presented by Missouri's own Claire Lampen, a freelance writer covering sex and gender. Formerly a Fulbright fellow living and working in Berlin,, she now lives in Brooklyn (Woot! woot! My old stomping grounds!) with her cat, Porkchop. Claire is originally from St. Louis, MO and graduated from Bates College with an extremely useful history degree. Her work has appeared on Vogue.com, Refinery29, Gizmodo, Teen Vogue, MarieClaire.com, Motherboard, and more. Thank you, Women's Health!!!!!!
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